The DipSHYTZ FAMILY Collection: "Old Fart" Collectibles, Brown Fuzzball Dolls
$19.24 $21.38
The DipSHYTZ FAMILY Collection: "Old Fart":
I'm sure you have heard all the "Sh*tty" jokes and what not and that was the inspiration for this collection series called: "The DipSHYTZ"
*****THE STORY OF OLD FART*****
OLD FART: The wisest of the DipSHYTZ. Also called the patriarch of the family and the wise shyt as he is the eldest shyt of the family. Like the usual old shytz, he's slow to start but picks up momentum once motivated. Old Fart doesn't have legs but he doesnt let that slow him down!!! A War Veteran, he lost his legs fighting the good fight and thankfully came home to his shytty family. Known for his shytty stories that seem to linger on forever. He enjoys sipping his coffee and reading his morning newspaper....although he can never seem to find it!
DETAILS:
*Includes 1 Old Fart Doll
*Card With Old Fart's Story
*Chair and Newspaper (attached) ***PLEASE NOTE CHAIR HAS CHANGED FROM WOODEN TO METAL AND IS STILL INCLUDED***
*Coffee Cup and Spoon
*Clear Square Display Tray
*Eye Glasses (are attached into the face but can be taken off)
***Slight Variations are possible as all fuzzballs are different***
COLLECT THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!! (new figurine collectibles coming out soon)
If you like this "shytty" collection of the DipSHYTZ Family, you can collect the whole family set coming up in a separate listing.
Shipping from United States
Processing time
1-2 business days
Estimated shipping times
- North America : 1 - 2 business days
- Europe : 1 - 2 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and cancellations
Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery
Privacy policy
Zen-Sational Gifts will not use or sell your information to anyone for anything. We will only use your information to process and send out your order.
Frequently Asked Questions
Do you take custom orders?
No. If you do have a question about a specific piece that is in the shop, please contact me so I can better assist you.
Wholesale availability
No. I do not under any circumstances sell wholesale to any third party buyers for resale. However if you are buying in bulk you can send me an email so I can process a separate listing for the entire order but please note that the prices are the same as the listings.
Gift wrapping and packaging
Gift wrapping is an additional fee of $4.00 and your item will come in a ready made gift wrap jewelry box. The size of the box depends on the size of the item. (See photos in the gift wrap box)
**Please Note: Candles, and Spell Kits are not available for gift wrap at this time.**
All items will be bubble wrapped to ensure proper handling when shipped.
How long do you take to ship my item?
Once payment is received, I wait 5 hours to make sure that there are no cancellations. (Please see cancellation policy)
After that cancellation time has passed, your item will be processed and shipped within 1 to 2 days.
Do you accept returns, refunds or exchanges??
RETURNS are accepted ONLY on the Jewelry Items (Candles & Spell Kits can not be returned) and I have to be contacted within 5 days of you receiving the item and it has to be mailed back to me within 7 days of contacting me. ****Buyers are responsible for return shipping****
REFUNDS: are on a case by case basis so please contact me with any issues on your order.
RETURNS/REFUNDS are credited back to your original form of payment once the returned item is received by me.
EXCHANGES: are not allowed at this time.